Saturday, June 30, 2007

LIST!

a)My uncle has a Chinese secretary called Hing Hing.


b)Ever since I found out Jim Morrison is called the Lizard King, I’ve stopped acting like a hysterical, blonde, Bond-babe; every time I see one of those reptiles.

c)After studying Julius Caesar for 3 yrs, I have got into the most dreadful but delightfully fun habit of addressing random people as “How art thou faring my dear hot friend?”


d)I can reproduce the “meaow” of a BIG, FAT tom cat to perfection and have found it a VERY useful means of scaring unsuspeting souls out of their wits. And recently I''ve improved on this-I can now imitate a defunct violin playing Amazing Grace!


e)The shoelaces of my school shoes just refuse to remain tied... so I don't bother trampling down their wishes. Uptil now, I've counted around 7 good Samaritans who willfully tie my laces for me in the middle of the school corridors.
However, my shoelaces have a very forceful personality (like everything I own) and untie themselves soon enough. The best part is-I NEVER TRIP ON THEM, OTHERS DO!! MUHAHAHAHA.


f)One of my friends fell into a TEN FOOT DITCH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PURI SEA WITH A MALE FRIEND!
Scary
Romantic
Scary


g)I am fascinated by Sean Kingston, honestly I am. It would take you balls to go on camera and do what he does, if you knew you looked like an inflated adolescent and sounded like a deflated adolescent.

h)A certain friend of mine who chooses to be known as Maximum Boy on Bloggers keeps trying to make me mad by going against my posts but its not going to work since
1.He's giving me practise for debating-something I'm heavily into
2.We're telepathic so I know, that he secretly likes me and my posts.
3.That I can understand this ends up infuriating him even more :)