Monday, August 4, 2008

Ideas, anyone?

Please get into a line.
Walk in single file, please.
Please walk one BEHIND the other.
Don't form a double line, please.
Please join the line before you leave.
Don't stand in clusters, please.

What is common to these questions?

a)They contain the most unwilling 'please' ever uttered in the history of courtesy.
b)They aim at achieving the impossible.
c)They are brutally ignored.
d)They are repeated in a cyclical pattern, once the set is exhausted.
e)They are uttered everyday for 15 minutes.

Oh and in case you didn't notice, they also happen to mean the same thing. I took special care to innovate and re-innovate the phraseology. After all, it wouldn't do to get bored while I was on prefect duty, would it?

2 beep/s:

Sreeja said...

I can relate.

Seeing as I'm reight next to you during said fifteen minutes, suffering said torture.

Click for purdiness! :D

cry freedom said...

i think this has been your BEST work so far. serious.