People generally believe in leading a reckless life while they still retain the innocent, sorry, fresh bloom of youth. My plan is to get successively wilder as I grow older.
The logic behind it is simpuhll. As of now, I have seen extremely little of life. Never earned money. Never been embroiled in a noxious web of backstabbery. Never stayed away from the city AND adult supervision at the same time. By adult, I don't mean a cool 18-yr old like myself, of course.
Anyway, I want to see more of life. I definitely do not want to die now, and even less do I want to end up crippled or retarded. It's horrible how we've turned the word 'retard' colloquial. Shorn it of all it's medical gravity. Ah well. That's irrelevant. I was saying...
I also do not want to grow fat and ungainly. Or pick up any addictive habits that might lead to the aforementioned. Therefore, at the mo, I have no intentions of teasing my immunity.
However, when I am old and drooping, my curiosity will surely be better satisfied. At any rate, I won't have too many years left in me. THAT shall be the time when I let loose.
I shall drink exotic liquors of mesmerising hues.
I shall drive/get driven at 100 kmph down a highway.
I shall topple the current record holder for the oldest paraglider. (The guy was 85 when he got Guinessed.)
I shall get a violet streak in my hair. Ok, I'm kidding about this last one. But now that I mention it........